i decided that after how today (see previous post) panned out, i needed to chill out with some soan papdi and pick out my halloween costume. i didnt realise what a multitude of slutty costumes there are! damn! they manged to make the tin man slutty...honest to god! well, toto will be next year, hush my lips. anyway, i settled on this -

with the following goodies...






the fabric bangles which come with it are getting a bit close to dear....but not a terrible disaster. worst comes to worst i can stash them and use my own proper churri. overall, it's not too bad looking, it's far bater thn what you'll see further on in this post.
oh dear god my one cat is puking.....
anyway...
if you're looking to be totally different, and this costume sure is....and is kinda cool too...

unless of course every friggin person decides to go as golden buddhas and we have an infestation of them which just completely kills the moment.
and this would be great for kitten, except that he can do the real thing better. this is not bad for a costume, tho the turban is a bit dear...it's just a bit too fake, about the same level of oh lord as the fake churris with the bollywood kuri costume, but oh well...

or maybe he could a desi beatnik -

or a desi beatle (minus the beatle haircut in his case because he's sikh also)

and now for the piss de le resistance -


if my auntie saw me tie saris like this, i'd have my heads lopped right off!
this is definately not -

**OR**

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so anyay, thats what you expect for firangis. the colours and fabrics are ok representing an everyday sari - like the sari equivalent of your jeans and tshirt kinda western deal, but only if they had been tied neater. most westerners would say what the hell is the difference? but to us, there IS a diference. it's like not going around in a tuxedo with your shirt untucked, your tie askew, and shit staines all over. it's just wrong. you look like you were born yesterday into a pigpen. i admit, im sometimes sloppy, but that is just damn right pitiful and even i dont walk out of the house with a sari tied THAT badly! my auntie would have marched me back in the house and retied that bugger HERSELF just to show me how to do it right! (which she has already.)
anyway, let's end this thing on a fun note, eh?
houseofhalloweenies.com
just go check it out then laugh till u pee. then laugh over that. it really is that funny.









































